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2004-05-24 12:53 p.m.

Revising is hard when you have to listen to the sounds the wankers out of your halls having a barbeque right outside your window, especially when you add the annoyance of the fact that they are using the only two plates you own without asking, leaving you to have to eat stir fry off a paper plate which almost disintigrates in your lap.

I've ran my neighbour's toothbrush around the bath and am going to steal her pan as revenge, because I'm childish like that.

You know the only good thing about hating every single person you live with is those times when you need to piss while you're in the shower, think that maybe you shouldn't do, but then you remember you hate everyone anyway so it doesn't matter. There is nothing more satisying than seeing that posh bitch Camilla (no, I haven't made that up, that's her real name) from down the hall going to use a bath which has been recently urinated in.



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