2001-09-30 11:30 a.m.
My parents get pissed off if any of my friends ring before about dinner time and wake them up at weekends, so my mum's work ringing and waking me up at 8.15 on a Sunday morning is no joke. Especially seeing as I was awake until about four this morning thinking intellectual thoughts such as 'don't pot noodles have a cool design?'.
I often wonder what my twin brother, Luke, does at this computer (that's a point, I must write a 'cast' page so you all know who I'm talking about). Actually I know some of what he does at it. I've seen his sent and received emails. A sent one included a cyber session he had had with some girl.
I just hope to God he doesnt masturbate while sat at the computer....
Yesterday the monitor almost fell off the base (it actually did fall off this morning, but I caught it), so when I heard some sort of bang from somewhere in the early hours of the morning (it interrputed my pot noodle thoughts) I of course feared for my precious computer. I came in to check that all was well and found my brother stood up, jumping as I came in, with his finger defensively on the off button of the monitor.
"I'm just fucking chatting to someone!"
I saw that there was an instant message session going on, did my best not to wonder what was minimised in internet explorer and told him he needs to get out more. It was 2.45, after all. Anyhow, I know what sort of conversation he was having, fucking being the operative word.
Cyber sex has always been a mystery to me. Do the people who engage in it actually think about what the other person looks like, what someone who has cyber sex is going to look like? I've seen my brother, and it's not a pretty sight, I tell you.
Anyone who has tried to follow any of the 'worthy diaries' links in the last few days may have noticed that they all lead to the same diary. This is because Dave has a shit diary and and hacked into mine in a pathetic attempt to gain some fans.
Did I mention there's a vicious rumour going around Manchester that he likes to drink his own man's milk?
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